spaustriastuck:

dennys:

EXERCISE
EX-ER-CISE
EX-AR-SIZE
EGGS-ARE-SIDES
FOR BACON
BACON

who the heck is running Denny’s tumblr

egg-rolls:

one time i got a sample from the tea store at the mall and as i walked away the guy said “tea you later” and then his coworker smacked him

getbehindme-satan:

ollygollymolly:

brostephhhx:

this time I really am sorry because i dont even fuckin know what I’m doing anymore

IT’S BEEN THREE WEEKS.

Supernatural you have 172 FUCKING EPISODES and Sherlock has 6 get your shit together.

one-day-it-will-all-just-end:

lokifeelsruinedmylife:

gerancho:

freshprinceoftsundere:

EVERYTHING THAT YOU FEEL IS JUST A CHEMICAL REACTION INSIDE YOUR HEAD WOW

so if im in love with someone does that make it a

chemical romance 

not anymore

why would you do that

30down30more:

Red lipstick makes me feel like I could cut a man’s heart out with a high heel shoe and fucking eat it.

You either know what I’m talking about or you don’t 

anyo-haseyo:

ぴあ Movie Special 2013 Summer

hey-sass-butt:

let-me-show-you-a-card-trick:

drapplepie:

8. the magic begins a scene you really wanted to be in the movies but wasn’t → career advice

“Well, then, I am confused…I’m afraid I don’t quite understand how you can give Mr. Potter false hope that —”
“False hope?” repeated Professor McGonagall, still refusing to look round at Professor Umbridge. “He has achieved high marks in all his Defense Against the Dark Arts tests —”
“I am terribly sorry to have to contradict you, Minerva, but as you will see from my note, Harry has been achieving very poor results in his classes with me —”
“I should have made my meaning plainer,” said Professor McGonagall, turning at last to look Umbridge directly in the eyes. “He has achieved high marks in all Defense Against the Dark Arts tests set by a competent teacher.”

Almost every scene with McGonagall in it has the faint echoing sounds of sassy z-snaps in the background

It’s funny you should mention that because I snapped in a z formation literally right before reading that comment

we-need-you-i-need-you:

Cannot be unseen 

yes please

zeram:

maozedung:

homework? decent grades? the bible said adam and eve not adam and achieve 

i almost spit everywhere

mostly10:

onionchester:

#omg jimmy has an addiction to pringles #amelia tries so hard to help but it’s so difficult #jimmy has to be institutionalized it gets so bad #amelia and claire come home one day to find jimmy has escaped from rehab #and broke into the pantry #’ AMELIA THIS IS WHO I AM’ #’THEY’RE JUST SO CRUNCHY’ #claire tackles jimmy to the ground and they drag him out of the pantry #jimmy screams ‘ONCE YOU POP YOU JUST CAN’T STOP!!’ (via ragingcanadian)

what did i just read

pizza

carcino-genetics:

jthesecondquincy:

arianracehorse:

314eater:

fahrenheit-469:

314eater:

THERE’S A 104 DAYS OF SUMMER VACATION

AND SCHOOL COMES ALONG JUST TO END IT

SO THE ANNUAL PROBLEM FOR OUR GENERATION IS FINDING A GOOD WAY TO SPEND IT… LIKE MAYBE

SACRIFICING YOUR FAMILY TO SATAN

there’s no way anyone’s summer vacation can last 104 days